Thursday, August 23, 2012

Dishonored - A Game After My Own Heart


Dishonored is a game coming out in the next couple of months that resonates with me.  I love stealth games.  I love being able to sneak through the entire game, which usually adds many hours on the normal playtime.  

In fact it took me ten years to beat Thief and it'll take me another ten to beat Thief II, if at all.  It took me over a year to beat Deus Ex:  Human Revolution.  This is because I'm very methodical in how I play these games.  If a mission doesn't go right (ie, I accidentally kill someone, or I'm discovered sneaking around) I reload the game.  Is that cheating?  Sure.  Does this type of cheating reduce my enjoyment of the game?  Not at all.

There is nothing more satisfying than pulling off a job, be it a theft or an assassination, without being seen.  One of my favorite missions on any game was in the first Hitman for PC, called 'Kowloon Triads in Gang War'.  In it you have to assassinate one of the Triad's negotiators while leaving the other one alive.  So I pulled out my briefcase sniper rifle took an elevator up to the roof of a building, shot the dude from a long way off, dropped the rifle, took the elevator back down, and slowly walked back the way I came.  I didn't have to walk, but in my mind I was really doing the job so of course I'm going to act natural.  It was the perfect kill.  It still makes me smile after all these years.

Dishonored might be the next game like that.  I've tried to keep away from knowing too much about it as I don't want to hype it up to be the next Thief/Hitman and be let down horribly.  But this stealthy trailer was too exciting to pass up and I had to watch it.  I'm glad I did.  It gives me hope.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Ip Man - Sort of a review?



Do you like Kung Fu?  If not you're probably a communist...wait a minute.

Anyway, kung fu movies are usually kind of crap, especially after Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon released and everybody started using wires and crappy fighting choreography.  And the first little bit of Ip Man had me believing that it fell into the crap category.  But it's actually incredibly good.

It's the story of the mentor of Bruce Lee, a happy go lucky dude named Ip (played by the Iron Monkey's sidekick) who takes a stand against the Japanese takeover the only way he knows how:  kicking ass with a smile on his face.  

Okay that description might be misleading, but he does kick ass in this movie.  Below is one of the coolest fight scenes ever.  If you watch in context of the movie it's better, so I would suggest you watch the movie first then go back and watch the fight scene again, because you'll want to.


Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Zac Gorman and Magical Game Time


I think I discovered Zac Gorman on dork website Dorkly.  I love his style, which is reminiscent of Moebius, but a lot more cartoony.  Zac does little web comics on video games in a blog called Magical Game Time and does more personal stuff on his own website.

If you love good art and/or video games check him out.

Also, here's an awesome picture of the best Final Fantasy ever made:  III...or VI.  III if you're old school like me.


Friday, July 27, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises - A Short(ish) Review



This review will have spoilers so I'll write this first bit for people who haven't watched it yet.

The Dark Knight Rises is a very satisfying conclusion to the Dark Knight trilogy.  It has everything you would want in a finale:  epic battles, a skin tight catsuit wearing Mia Thermopolis, indiscernible voices from mask wearing characters, and a crying Michael Caine.  Honestly, if you like Batman in the least and you've seen the other two films, you should watch this movie.

::SPOILERS::
Okay, I got sucked so far into this movie that I forgot all my knowledge of the Batman comics.  They throw a red herring out that Bane is Ra's Al Ghul's son.  I know that Talia is Ra's Al Ghul's child.  But I bought it, hook, line, and sinker.  It made total sense that Bane was the mastermind.  Of course, once "Miranda" gutted Batman I realized the errors of my ways and thanked God that it was dark in the theatre so nobody could see my embarrassment at being duped.

The point is, this movie is intoxicating...in a good way.  The biggest issue that I had was the relationship between Bruce and Miranda.  All of a sudden they're bangin' beside the fire.  There was no romance or chemistry, it just happened.  Which actually sent up red flags that something was fishy with her.  Especially since Mia Themopolis and Batman obviously had something going on.  But the movie was so engaging that by the time Gotham was overrun I had forgotten about those red flags.

Some of that could have been due to the length of the film.  It ran for about half a day.  But unlike Breaking Dawn Part I it didn't seem to last forever.  I honestly thought it should have lasted longer.  If the relationship between Bruce and Miranda hadn't been brushed over it would have made the betrayal much more exciting, and it would have made me care that Bruce cared.  But the "romance" accomplished it's goal and moved on, so that's good.

Another issue I had was that I couldn't understand anyone in this movie.  I think my theatre just had a terrible mixer, because the bass overpowered everything.  Batman and Bane are hard enough to understand without the music or explosions drowning out what they're saying so much that I have to strain to even understand context.  Even Gary Oldman (who I didn't know was British until Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban came out) was unintelligible.  Mayhaps it was the awesome 'stache that he rocked which muffled his voice.  Except I think it was bigger in the first two movies.  Anyway, I hope that was just a bad mix in the theatre.  If anyone else experienced this maybe it's just a plain bad mix.  Either way, when I watch this with my deaf roommate I guess I'll find out what I missed by reading the subtitles.

::END SPOILERS::

Really, this is the type of summer movie that needs to be made.  The Avengers is like the Call of Duty video games, in that it appeals to the lowest common denominator.  It's good fun, but there isn't a whole lot of depth and you don't need to think to enjoy.  I guess the same could be said of The Dark Knight Rises as there is a bunch of cool gadgets, sweet action, and explosions (in that you can just shut off your brain and enjoy the ride), but this is an actual smart movie with real character depth and story.  Unlike in The Avengers, I felt for these characters, especially the bad guys, which is a sure sign of good storytelling.

So my recommendation is watch this movie.  Just not at the Century at Pacific Commons until they get a better mixer.

UPDATE:  Oh, one thing I forgot to mention was that when I first saw the previews I figured this would go the way the old Batman movies went:  there were way too many characters.  I was pleasantly surprised at how natural everyone seemed to fit into the script.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

The Onion

My mind is shot.  I just finished summer school today and I really felt like turning my brain off, which I did after a terrible bout of fighting with a terrible C++ project.

I didn't have anything to write about, but thanks to the trap that is the YouTube sidebar I rediscovered the fake newspaper/news show The Onion.  I got a good laugh and thought I'd share it with you.

Below is a picture of very well done, subtle humor.  The news ticker has nothing to do with what the dude is talking about, and it's perfect random crap which makes for well timed humor.  Below that is the video it actually came from, which makes fun of Kickstarter, an awesome website which helps sincere, but generally under-qualified people to live their dream of some sort (read - I'll be on there soon enough :).  But it's also used to help fund amazing stuff like the return of Five Iron Frenzy and a return to form for Tim Schafer and Rob Gilbert!



Wednesday, July 25, 2012

M83 - Midnight City and Reunion

I hated M83's Midnight City when I first heard it on the radio.  It sounds like music from the 80s which I hate.  Except, it started to grow on me.  The more I heard it the more I enjoyed it.  Then I watched the music video which is super awesome.  The sequel is another song called Reunion.  I don't like it as much as Midnight City but the video is totally worth a watch.  The production quality is startlingly high.

Check 'em below.


Part I Midnight City

Part II Reunion

freddiew - YouTube Badass



Medal of Honor Cat, you are truly America's greatest hero.

Have you guys heard of the amazing YouTube channel freddiew?  It's two guys who love action films, who make action shorts (the kind you watch, not wear), and who seem like really nice dudes.  Above is one of my favorites called Medal of Honor Cat.  They combine humor and action and some really cool stunts.  They're such groovy guys that they have a separate channel devoted to behind the scenes stuff from their main channel.

Check it out, otherwise Medal of Honor Cat died for nothing.